Friday, April 30, 2010

"Ciao, Bella! Ciao, Bella! Ciao, Bella! Ciao, Bella!"

The next morning my alarm went off right on time, 7:30 AM. I looked at it, thought, “Forget that,” and rolled over to sleep another hour. When I finally did wake up, I jumped in the shower, grabbed my map, and attempted to find the Accademia. I knew there was going to be a line, but I didn’t expect it to wrap down one street, around a little piazza, and then halfway down the street perpendicular to the Accademia. Good thing I have time to kill.

I waited in line, my Ipod accompanying me, for about an hour and a half. Not too bad, since I was expecting a 2-3 hour wait. An American family was in front of me, each parent taking turns to chauffeur their son and daughter around the nearby streets to avoid boredom, while the other held their place in line.

Another thing that sucks about traveling alone: YOU always have to hold your place in line.

The Accademia is known for housing the famous statue of David and also boasts Michelangelo’s unfinished “Prisoners” statues, along with other paintings and statues of less importance (apparently). I walked in, bought a ticket, and proceeded to look at a room full of paintings. I wish I knew more about art. I can appreciate the picture and how old it is, but a more extensive knowledge may have made things a little more interesting. After you leave the first room, you turn a corner into a huge hallway. This hallway contains the “Prisoners” statues, lining both sides of the corridor. But what draws the most attention is what is at the end of the hallway.

Gigantic, standing regally in a huge atrium under a flood of lights, and breathtaking beyond words is the statue of David. It was hard for me to pay the “Prisoners” statues their due of my attention, because I was drawn to the statue of David. It was poor planning on the Accademia’s part if they wanted the “Prisoners” to be seriously looked at or appreciated. Quite honestly, David throws a dark shadow over that long corridor leading up to him.

After giving each “Prisoner”, oh, 3 seconds of my attention (I mean, they are unfinished. They don’t deserve much more…), I walked in a trance to David.

He was much bigger than I imagined. And he had EYES?

I’ve seen this statue in tiny pictures in art and history books. For some reason, I imagined the David statue as about 12 feet tall with those blank eyeballs characteristic of Greek and Roman busts.

No. This statue was HUGE. I can’t put a height on it, but he stood well above my measly 12 feet. And he actually had eyeballs. No blank creepy stare from Mr. David, reminiscent of the time when artists couldn’t sculpt pupils. He had a determined look in his eyes. The detail was amazing. The leather sling nearly hidden in his hand, the curls on top of his head, his 8-pack of abs (why are marble statues always ripped?), and his, well, you know. I am still amazed how Michelangelo can create such beauty and detail out of stone. It takes a truly talented artist to do that. The best thing I can do with stone is skip one across a river…

After walking around David a couple of times, I still hadn’t gotten enough of his magnificence. But, other people needed to get close and there was a room full of neglected marble statues just to the left. I decided to go in there to check things out. Nothing too fancy, but I’m sure there is more significance than what I could understand. I should have taken an art class.

The most amazing thing to me was how the sculptors could make marble look like pillows. They looked so soft, as the naked women seductively lay upon them. I wanted to lay my head on them, but it probably wouldn’t be as comfortable as it appears, and this tiny rope blocked my getting too close. Like it would stop someone who really wanted to touch the statues. I guess it’s the symbolism that counts.

After I had finished I took one last look at David and left the Accademia. For me, with paintings and other sculptures, I can see them once and be satisfied. But with David, I would willingly pay money to see him again. He was that amazing. I wish I could adequately explain how magnificent that statue really is, but words simply can’t do it justice. And they won’t let you take pictures. Bummer.

After I left the Accademia I decided to go inside the Duomo, instead of just up the dome. Plus, it was free, so why not? As I entered the large piazza, the wind picked up. I was wearing ¾-sleeves and a jacket, and I was still cold. This was not in the forecast on weather.com!

Entering the cathedral was a nice relief from the crazy wind. The inside was incredible. Florence’s cathedral is the 4th largest cathedral in the world, and I can easily say it is the most beautiful cathedral I have seen to date. Stained glass windows surrounded the atrium, and a large altar stood out of reach at the front of the cathedral. I walked around looking at each stained glass window, and admired the impressive architecture. It’s crazy to think that this cathedral has been here since the 1800s. It’s still as beautiful as ever.

I left, hungry for lunch, but not willing to spend 8 Euro on a small sandwich and drink. So, I hop on over to Ben & Jerry’s for a milkshake. I know it’s not the healthiest lunch. But it was cheap. And American. I sat inside enjoying my milkshake, and watched the guy sitting against the wall across from me. He had thick black eyeliner, was writing in a book, and seemed to be talking to himself. He would now and then laugh to himself, only not welcoming. It was a creepy laugh.

Starving artist? I think not. Crazy man planning the end of the world? That’s more like it.

Luckily, he left before I did, so I could enjoy the rest of my milkshake in peace as I planned the rest of my afternoon. I would walk to the other side of town and find that restaurant I was looking for last night. Then I would go shopping for a new carry-on bag. I’m tired of having to either shove my clothes and toiletries between my backpack and my computer bag, but my 2 pink suitcases are almost too big to have to lug around everywhere for a 3- or 4-day trip. I wanted something smaller, less bulky, but not as annoying as carrying a too-full backpack and computer bag. After that, I would go to the Piazza Michelangelo. Apparently it was a hike but offered a breathtaking view of the entire city. With a slurp, I attempted to suck up every last bit of ice cream that I could, then I set off for my afternoon.

I walked, more closely following my map this time, and managed to successfully find the restaurant! Hopefully I’ll be able to find it in the dark tonight. I walked around the streets, trying to find my way back to the cathedral. As long as I could get back there, I knew I could find my way back to the hostel. The next thing I know, this guy was running up to me.

Oh no. Not another.

He spoke something to me in Italian. And I told him I didn’t speak Italian. “French?” He asked. “Nope,” I said. “English.”

He knew English. Go figure. It seems like most people in this town know English. It IS tourist-central.

He accompanied me around the streets. I couldn’t get rid of this guy. He asked me my name, what I was doing in Florence, where I was going. The same questions that most people seem to ask me. I purposely gave him the “I’m-not-comfortable-around-you-and-would-rather-you-not-talk-to-me” vibe, and for once my creeper seemed to get it. He said his name was Achmed, which made me think of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. I laughed a little to myself. When I told him that I was looking for the market, he told me he would show me the right direction to go and then get something to eat.

Okay, this I could handle.

As we were walking he kept asking me questions, and I answered as shortly as I could. He told me I had a good figure and touched the small of my back. I said thanks and picked up my pace. That’s when I think he got the picture, because from that point on he just walked beside me and we didn’t say much. He pointed me in the direction of the market, and said he was going to get something to eat. I don’t know if he was hinting at me coming with him or not, but I said “Thanks! Bye!” and started towards the market. He said “Ciao, bella…,” and when I looked over my shoulder he was headed the other way.

That’s 1 creeper for each day. I wonder what tomorrow will bring…

I couldn’t find what I wanted in the market, although I did find some super cute scarves for 3 Euro. I’ll have to come back tomorrow. I remember a shop close to a gelateria on the other side of the city. This gelateria happened to be the best one in Florence, according to Kristen. Plus, I could use some gelato, so I decided to find the tiny gelateria on my way to find new luggage.

I successfully found the gelateria, and got a mint flavor and some fruity-creamy one. It was between two pink/white swirled flavors, one being a darker pink than the other. When I couldn’t make up my mind, I asked the employee which one he preferred, and told him to put whichever one that was in my cup. It ended up being cherry and cream. Not my favorite, considering I’m not a huge cherry fan. But the mint was delectable. So I saved it for last.

I also managed to find the luggage shop. The doorway had a rope across the front of it, and there were no entrances. Apparently you had to ask to come in? There was an employee standing right next to the door, and I thought he saw me. But he never invited me in, so I walked down to the window, looked at some of the luggage pieces, and went back. To stand there again.

He finally looked up and asked if I wanted to come in. I said yes, and he said he had seen me but didn’t know if I was actually interested in purchasing. Once he undid the rope and I had walked in, he closed the rope again. One at a time, I guess? This is kind of weird. He’s not threatening by any means, but he is a little odd. I’ll just get my luggage and get out of here.

When I was about to start looking around he said, “Just don’t touch anything. If you need help, I can get something down for you.” Wow. He is really picky about his merchandise. I waltzed around the store, looking for a duffel bag of some sort. Danielle had gotten her cute carry-on at the Florence market for 20 Euro. That was about how much I was willing to spend.

The creepy, little store-owner kept his distance, but he was obviously following me to make sure I didn’t touch his precious luggage sets and duffel bags. Goodness gracious.

I found a really pretty bag, with a brown and black pattern. The owner noticed my interest and showed me that it had wheels and a handle that could be hidden at the bottom of the bag. It was also carry-on size. Perfect for RyanAir’s requirements. And it was on sale for 18 Euro. Just what I was looking for.

I told him I would take it, and he grabbed it off the floor and put it in a bag for me. I told him thanks for all his help, and he looked really proud and said he loved what he did. I could definitely tell. A lady was standing behind the flimsy little rope, looking annoyed that she couldn’t come in, as he wrapped my luggage and gave me my change. I thought to myself, “This guy probably loses a lot of customers thanks to his one person only rule. Oh well. You do get service all to yourself, I guess.”

I headed back to my hostel to drop off my new luggage and jump on the Internet. I was tired, and needed to rest before my hike up the hill to Piazza Michelangelo.

After sufficient time spent on Facebook and catching up on Greek, I grabbed my belongings and headed out to the Piazza Michelangelo. I heard that it was a 30 minute walk, so if I timed things right, I could walk up there, have about 15 minutes to enjoy the scenery, walk back down and go straight to the restaurant.

All day the weather had been overcast, but as I left my hostel it had become sunny again. It was a trek to the Piazza Michelangelo, that’s for sure. And more like a 45-minute walk from where I was staying. That is factoring in getting behind a large group of meandering students, and pausing to watch a couple local boys play soccer down by the river, of course.

After crossing the river, following small signs marking the trail to the Piazza, climbing a hill, and about 200 steps, I made it to the top. I walked through a parking lot and past a couple of bars. And the view was amazing. The hike and fact that I was sweating and out of breath was worth it, because I got to see THIS.

I stood at the top taking a break, and wished I could find someone to take a picture of me. A couple of English speaking students were close to me, but right as I turned to ask one of them to take a picture of me, they walked the other way. So I just stood there. Next to me was a young high school couple, lovingly entwined in each other’s arms as they stood above the city of Florence.

I thought, “Aww, how cute.” Then, “Man, I wish I had a boy to share this with.” Then, “Okay, Anna. Just man up and ask them to take a picture of you.”

So I did, and the guy did a marvelous job of lining me up with the church in the background, all staying within the Rule of Thirds. Oh my gosh. My broadcasting classes even follow me to Italy. I can’t seem to get away.

I said thank you, and took a couple more pictures, then decided to start my descent back to the heart of Florence. I walked past a bar and looked over. The barman was stupidly grinning my direction (something I’ve gotten used to) and waved my direction. When I smiled and waved back, he looked like the happiest man in the world.

I do what I can.

When I made it to the bottom, I wasn’t as hungry as I had anticipated, so I walked towards to Ponte Vecchio. The Ponte Vecchio was the only bridge left standing after the Allied WWII bombing of Florence, because they saw it as too important to destroy. Thank goodness they didn’t!

I walked down the bridge, each side lining me with rows of gold and jewels. The old wooden building housing the jewelers are built into the bridge, and sit balancing above the river. As old as this bridge is, I’d be afraid that my shop would break off and fall into the water, taking all the gold with it. But, it’s been standing for years now, and seems determined to stay that way.

My map from the hostel had a list of things to do while in Florence. One of them was “Buy something in gold from Ponte Vecchio.” Looking at the price tags in those windows, it didn’t take me long to figure out that crossing that off my list wasn’t exactly feasible this time around. Maybe the next time I’m in Florence and I’m fabulously wealthy. Yeah, next time…

By the time I had finished admiring the bridge of gold, my stomach made a quiet rumble, telling me that it was time to find our dear little restaurant. I was already on that side of town, so it was pretty easy to find the restaurant. My Rick Steve’s Italy tour book lists this trattoria as one of the best in Florence, offering a tourist menu for a small price. I looked at the menu outside, and it certainly did.

I went inside, and a cute blonde waitress sat me right next to the door. There was only 1 other couple and a single lady in the restaurant when I arrived. I thought this place, though out of the way, was supposed to be popular?

I ordered things off the tourist menu, and the cute little waitress and the owner, Gino himself, brought each course out to me. As I ate my meal, the restaurant filled up quickly. I guess people just eat later. Most of the people spoke English. There was a couple talking about their trip to Venice, another one from the Netherlands, and a family in the corner, visiting their son who was studying abroad in Florence.

I enjoyed my meal and people-watching, and waited about 45 minutes for my check. In any restaurant in America, I would be beyond annoyed that it took that long for my check to arrive. But I’m in Italy, where apparently this is the norm, and I really didn’t have that much going on that night.

When I finally got my check and paid, I stood up to leave the restaurant. As I was opening, I said “Grazie! Buena sera!” Gino looked up from behind the counter and shouted “Ciao, bella!” from across the tiny trattoria.

Again with the “Ciao, bella?” It must be a Florence thing, and I’m starting to like it.

I found my way home without getting lost, and crawled into bed. Tomorrow I would see the Uffizi Gallery. Apparently, without a reservation, it is a 2-3 hour wait. I have time to spare, so I’ll just go without the reservation. Hopefully it isn’t THAT terrible. Little did I know, a 2-3 hour wait is terrible when you are by yourself. But I didn’t know that, so I slept peacefully, dreaming of being followed by hunky Italian men all shouting “Ciao, bella!” at me. :)

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Florence, Day 1: 463 Stairs, Freaky Encounters, and Free Dessert

So last Monday began my 3-week Spring Break. Although, it started off as usual as normal. I went to my Italian lessons with the girls, and we grabbed tea afterwards. However, afterwards, we decided we wanted pizza. Why don’t we go to Don Miguel’s and see if a certain beautiful, blue-eyed boy is working?

And guess what? He was. :)

So we go inside, and say hello. I got this pizza with a white sauce. It had ham on it, so I thought it should be pretty good. Come to find out, that white sauce was actually potatoes. Like, mashed potatoes on pizza. Not my favorite, but it was terrible. I knew I shouldn’t have changed from what I usually get. This is why I don’t try new foods. I’m sticking to the red sauce from now on.

When ordering pizza, I talked to Andrea a little bit. At least, with what Italian I could successfully communicate to him in. His uncle comes out and starts talking to us, explaining that he was Don Miguel (from the sign outside) and Andrea was his nephew. He then asks me where I was from. Why did he ask only me? Goodness gracious, I’m like a magnet. When I told him the U.S. he excitedly showed me a postcard from Yale, where his other nephew was attending. “Yale? Wow! Wonderful!” I tell him. He then goes on to say that his other nephew was very beautiful, and Andrea was the ugly nephew. If Andrea is the UGLY nephew, then I really want to see the other one! Because Andrea is far from ugly in my American eyes.

After we sat there for a while, we left, saying goodbye to Andrea on the way out. I sighed again. I won’t see him for a long time due to my 3-week Spring Break. Maybe I can convince him to come with me…

I went home to pack. Marcello was going to call me when he was done with his thesis meetings in the late afternoon. It was about 12:00, so I had plenty of time to pack. I’m listening to music and trying to figure out what to wear, while simultaneously checking weather.com and emptying out my backpack, when my phone rings. It was Marcello!

“Anna, I have finished my meeting. So, let’s meet in 30-45 minutes? Do you know Don Miguel’s in the Piazza. I’ll be there eating my pizza. See you soon!”

30 minutes to pack! Yikes! AND I have to go back to the place I just ate at. Andrea is going to think I’m such a creeper. This could ruin our whole future together.

Okay, so I exaggerate, but after I hastily managed to pack everything I needed in my backpack and computer bag, I headed across town to meet up with Marcello. I had my black running shoes dangling by their laces from my computer bag, and it looked like I was carrying enough food in my backpack for all of starving Africa. But I don’t have a tiny suitcase with me, so it was the best I could do.

I entered Don Miguel’s and didn’t even look in Andrea’s direction. Yes, I was very proud of myself. I saw Marcello sitting across from a very pretty lady. When I managed to maneuver me and my ginormous backpack/computer bag between the tiny seats, the lady stuck out her hand and said, “Anna! It’s so nice to finally meet you. Marcello has told me a lot about you!”

Her name was Kristen, and she was Marcello’s girlfriend. The best part? She’s from Boston. Another American!

After she introduces herself, the first thing she says to me is, “that guy over there was talking about you. He said he met some girl from America. A funny-named state near Texas,” motioning to Andrea. Right as she said that, he pointed to me and said, “Lei!” (Her!). Kristen laughed and said, “Yeah, her!”

So I guess he DID see me come in. I was kinda hard to miss. Pink jacket. Blonde hair. Purple computer bag. And a backpack that looked ready to explode. It was only wishful thinking if I had any dreams of blending in.

But the fact that he was talking to her about me is a good thing, right?! We sat waiting for Marcello to finish his lunch, then he pays and says he will meet us outside of the restaurant. As we were leaving, Kristen thanked Andrea for the pizza. He asked where I was going, and she said “Firenze.” He looked at me and nodded in approval, smiling at me when we said goodbye. Have I said his eyes are beautiful?

After leaving the restaurant, we hopped in the car. We stopped by Marcello’s Teramo house so Kristen could shut off all the lights, then we were on the way to Florence! It was an absolutely GORGEOUS day outside, and I was just praying that it would be the same in Florence.

On the 5-hour drive, Kristen and I talked about practically everything: Siblings. Grad school. Working. Good teachers. Bad teachers. Languages. Magic School Bus days at her school. How HUGE my high school in terms of students was. Apples. Peanut butter. Movies in English. Siblings. Family members. Parents. Tampons.

Like I said. Practically everything.

We picked up Marcello’s daughter, Costanza, at her friend’s house. Apparently she speaks English, but she is very shy about it. Kristen makes one night a week English night. Despite it being English night, Constanza didn’t speak much English the entire time I was there. I don’t blame her though. I’m embarrassed to speak my Italian, because I don’t want to sound stupid speaking it.

Kristen and I were dropped off at the supermarket to pick up things for dinner. She said they have peanut butter in Florence! But, unfortunately not in that supermarket. But, technically, they live outside of Florence. Maybe I’ll have more luck in town?

We got to the house, and I sit with Kristen in the kitchen. It was like American HEAVEN. She gave me Entertainment Weekly, US Weekly, and People magazines to read. She had Easter Peanut M&Ms on the table. She pulled out Peeps and told me to finish them off if I would like. She drew a package of Oreos out of the cupboard, and tossed a bag of Maple and Brown Sugar instant oatmeal in my lap. Like, I said…American heaven.

We had a wonderful dinner, and I turned in to my tiny bedroom for the night. I actually did homework. On Spring Break. My overachieving tendencies never take a vacation. I didn’t sleep well that night, because I was hot and too excited about my trip the next morning.

We all took a 9:10 train into Florence, and once we got there we went out separate ways. Marcello said goodbye and headed to his University office, Kristen pointed me to the Tourist Information office and she and Costanza went shopping, and I headed to that very Tourist office. When I was called up to the window, the lady asked me where I came from. Only, for some reason, I heard, “where are you going?” I said a hostel, and she asked, “Austria?” then marks down a tally on her piece of paper.

I see what she has just done, and I say, “Oh, no no! I’m from the United States.” She nods her head, then writes “USA” on top of her paper and puts town a tally. One lonely tally. I can’t be the only American in this town…I’m just the first one to come to this office. That has to be it.

She gives me a map, circles where my hostel is, and I head that direction. It was actually really easy to get to, despite being pretty far from where everything I wanted to see was. I discovered this over the next few days. I dropped my stuff in the communal, locked, storage area until I could check in at 3:00.

I decided to climb the dome of the cathedral. I walked around the church 2 or 3 times trying to find a ticket booth, but I couldn’t. The next thing I know, some guy has come running up behind me and asks me where I’m from. Not another one.

Yes. A creeper. And I haven’t even been in Florence for an hour yet. He didn’t know much English, so I tried my best to talk in Italian. Again with the questions about where I live, where I was staying, etcetera, which I did my best to give vague answers to. By this point, a lady cop and her male-cop teammate walk by. I think she could tell I wasn’t comfortable, because she conveniently placed herself 2 feet away from me and stood watching the line at the cathedral.

The creeper asked me to go to a “discopub” with him, to which I told him I didn’t know what I would be doing the next couple of nights and shouldn’t make plans. At a lull in the conversation, I took the opportunity to turn to the lady cop and ask where I could buy a ticket to climb the church dome. At the door, she said. Perfect.

I began to walk that direction, turned and said over my shoulder to my creeper, “I’m going to go climb that. Ciao!” At least he didn’t follow. He seemed to get the idea much more quickly than Jimmy.

Standing line to climb the dome, I got into conversation with this couple behind me. They were from New Jersey! The father, Skip, was vacationing in Italy with his wife, Jane, and their 2 sons Mike and Jeff. They were incredibly nice people, and I enjoyed telling them all about my life in Italy! We got inside the covering of the dome and, literally, seconds later it starts pouring rain. What timing.

463 stairs later, I was on top of the 4th largest cathedral in the world. The view was breathtaking. Which was bad, considering I had no more breath for it to take after climbing those 463 stairs. I enjoyed looking around Florence when Skip came over and asked if I would take a picture of him and his family. “Of course!” I told him. “Only if you will take a picture of me afterwards!”

One bad thing about traveling alone: you don’t get many pictures of yourself.

That afternoon I headed back to my hostel to finally check in and rest up a little. I hopped on the Internet and watched Melrose Place, when one of my roommates came in. She was a mom (40-something?) from Australia. She had left her 2 kids in London with the grandparents and took a little vacation for herself. She was very nice, but I didn’t get to know her very well, unfortunately. She had a 5 AM cab to take, so she went to bed early that night.

For dinner that night I decided I would go out to this little off-the-beaten-path restaurant listed in my Italy guidebook. After about 45 minutes of wandering around, I obviously wasn’t going to find this place. I should have remembered that it was my first night in Florence, and trying to find a tiny restaurant on a even tinier side road wasn’t going to be easy. In fact, it was impossible.

I turned into the closest restaurant I could find, after assuring that the menu was in my price range. I walked in, and a nice older man asked me how many. “Solo uno” (Only one), I replied. He motioned to a chair right in the front of the restaurant. The rest of the night, he was my personal servant. I think he was the owner, because I didn’t see him serving any other tables but my own. Here we go again with the special treatment. I’m starting to get used to this!

This guy was hilarious. At the table next to me were 4 people. Americans if I was any good at placing accents. Whenever the ladies didn’t finish their food, the owner would come over, tuck their napkins around their necks, and feed them until they were finished! It was hilarious.

I ended up talking to the 4 people seated at that table. They were in fact from the States! One couple was from Georgia, and the others were from Florida. Fellow SEC members. Best conference in the nation.

They were on vacation, just like every other non-student in Florence. I told them about studying in my tiny town, and let them know about certain traditions that were uniquely Italian. They asked me what this funky drink was, but I couldn’t tell them. They showed me a picture, but I had never seen it in my life.

The owner came back over to my table to clean up my plates. He asked me if I wanted dessert. When I told him I was full, he shook his head and asked if I like chocolate. Of course I do!

He came out with this amazing-looking dessert. But I said I didn’t want any! Man, he is persistent. But I can definitely finish it.

When I asked for the check, he wrote it down on the paper placemat. He even gave me the dessert for free. :) I paid, said thank you and left to his calling, “Ciao, bella!” after me. I said goodbye to my new friends at the table next to me, saying, “Ya’ll have a good rest of your trip!” One of the ladies said that that was definitely the first “ya’ll” she had heard while being over here. I apologized, laughing, saying that it was just part of my vocabulary. They laughed too, saying that it was part of their vocabularies too. They were just surprised to hear it over the Atlantic Ocean.

I’m glad I could make their night. I do what I can.

I got lost on the way home. Well, not completely lost. I managed to find my way back, it just took twice as long as it should have. And I had downed an entire liter of water at dinner, so I was hoping for the shortest trip back to the hostel as possible. Of course not.

By the time I rolled into bed, everyone else but one was in bed. I set my alarm for 7:30, telling myself I would wake up, shower, then get in line to see David at The Accademia. It was so nice to lay down. Day 1 in Florence had been crazy. 4 more days to go!